treesexual

One who is sexually attracted to trees. Are often caught in random displays of affection toward trees at random hours of the day/night. Takes the term 'tree hugger' to a whole new level. If male, often "wood for wood" occurs.

Is she making out with that tree?
Yeah man, leave her alone, she's a treesexual.

by Belinda Maxus October 24, 2011

treesexual

a person who fucks with trees

Why are you screwing with the trees? You're treesexual!

by Raolro October 9, 2022

Treesexual

To be sexualy attracted to trees

Tim: are you treesexual
Jim: yes i am sexually attracted to trees

by (⊙＿⊙) February 6, 2017