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Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.
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Someone who travels extensively, either in the USA or abroad.
Josh was a Bigtime traveller, he often travelled between Texas & many other places.
traveller by Starchylde June 15, 2016

Belize Traveller One Barrel Rum 

The best fucking rum on the face of the planet. It blows Captain Morgan right out of the Fucking Water

Travellers Marrow 

Whilst travelling by motorised transport, vibrations felt may cause male passengers to develop an erection.
"....The car journey was taking forever but luckily Alex had developed somewhat of a Travellers Marrow to entertain him ...."

"....The rest of the coach passengers gasped in awe at the Travellers Marrow, the sleeping Alex was sporting...."
Travellers Marrow by KingKempo February 11, 2010

Travelette 

A female traveler who isn't afraid to jump out into the unknown world, experience new cultures, do it alone, and have a blast! She can flashpack in fancy places and backpack on a shoestring, she can beach bum or take on huge mountains, she is strong and kind, and always up for a laugh!
That girl is a true travelette.
I am a travelette!
Boy, being a travelette is damn good fun.
Travelette by suuuper April 17, 2015

Time Traveler 

Someone who travels through the past and present. Whether it is through an object, at will, or using worm holes. A time traveler can visit any time in the past, present, or future.
The time traveler went from 2016 to the year 5900.
Time Traveler by MissyTravels December 28, 2016

Stinky Traveler 

Originally used as an act of revenge. Can be used in different versions and extremes. Hiding something smelly or gross inside another persons luggage, preferably buried underneath clean clothes
"Mike threw Todd in the river so when Todd got out to change he left his soaking wet muddy underwear buried in mikes luggage to surprise him with a Stinky Traveler upon his return home."
Stinky Traveler by TheZman August 17, 2010