I totally got a Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) from her when she started singing Rod Stewart. I can't get it out of my head.
by joshfromnc May 17, 2009
On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread
Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook
Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well
Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)
Guy 2: afraid so
Guy 1: damn it
Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well
Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)
Guy 2: afraid so
Guy 1: damn it
by movieguy92 March 5, 2011
A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.
"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"
by BleezeMonkey August 25, 2003
When a person catches a cold or flu virus after a sexual encounter with another person infected with the virus.
Tim: How come you're coughing so much?
Andy: Caught a STF from that chick last night.
Sexually Transmitted Flu (STF)!
Andy: Caught a STF from that chick last night.
Sexually Transmitted Flu (STF)!
by lkitten February 27, 2010
A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.
by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 22, 2003
Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.
Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "
Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"
Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"
by Mattybizzle September 29, 2013