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Stupid is transiting everything

Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.

Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!

How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????

This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.

If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?

If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.

Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.

This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.

Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.

Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.

You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:

You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Texas Transaction

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.
Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.
Texas Transaction by badmitionfury September 15, 2019

jack transaction 

When a group of people all pitch in their cash for a meal then one member takes all the cash and uses his credit card to pay for the bill and in turns gets all the cash, gets points on his credit card and usually it goes on his company credit card. Effectively getting your cash transaction jacked.
Justin again used the jack transaction to take the cash and charge his credit card to get the points.

pocket transaction 

A pocket transaction occurs when money completely misses the cash register and "accidentally" ends up in the pocket of a minimum wage employee.
We don't get enough money for working at McDonalds, so we occasionally complete a pocket transaction to make up for it.
pocket transaction by RJForce September 1, 2007

Monroe Transaction 

the activity in which two men stick a 4 foot, approx. 3 inch diameter, glass tube between their asses and excrete into both ends; both men are allowed to move around but the tube must remain in place, and the first person to get their feces in the other's asshole wins.
Does the Monroe Transaction contest morally qualify as having a winner?
Monroe Transaction by Toxic Rage January 4, 2007