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Granecdote

This is an anecdote that is centred around an exceptionally worthy or innocent person, usually the speaker's grandmother, in an attempt to illicit more sympathy than the story would otherwise manage (usually in response to environmentally or socially progressive change). It often also comes with the description of a physical ailment or past injustice to amplify the sympathy response.

Examples:

In response to a suggestion that reducing access to a street for motor vehicles will make it safer for pedestrians, reduce air pollution and encourage more walking and cycling: "But I need to drive down that street regularly to take my gran to her hospital appointments, which she needs me to do due to her bad knee"

In response to a proposal to replace fossil fuels with renewable energy: "My granny got rid of her gas boiler, and now has to pay more to heat her tiny, draughty one bed flat, after working and paying her taxes for 50 years!"

When they hear that trans women may use women's toilets: "My nan was terrified the other day when she was talking a dump in the toilet at Marks & Spencer, when she realised that the person having a pee in the next door cubicle might have a hairer chin than her. What a way to treat a cancer survivor!'
"I have presented lots of evidence of why this change is necessary and positive, but all you have in response are a couple of disconnected granecdotes"
Granecdote by Fraggle_crock January 16, 2024
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026