Townes Boat Ride
The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
Townes Boat Ride by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011
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Townes Van Zandt
Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.
You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.
You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues
Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!
Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.
--
Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."
Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.
--
Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."
Townes Van Zandt by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009
Townie
In America, a townie is a person who has lived in a small town for his or her entire life. Often proud of that fact, townies take great interest in every detail of change in their home turf. Notable characteristics include: making fun of places they've never been (and probably will never go), remembering what used to be where that new building is, and getting fat after high school.
Townie: "Things haven't been the same around here since they built that hotel where the old hardware store used to be."
Townie by Alligator Fuck Master February 18, 2008
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Twinette
You love her.She's your female copy. You care about her deeply because it's hard not to. She's brave, selfless, and sweet.
She's an oversharer AND overexaggerater but she's your best match. If you find a twinette don't lose her. She puts her feelings out in the open but really she doesnt know what she wants. She's waiting for someone to help her decide and if you're there don't leave.Dont break her heart. She needs you. When she falls, she falls hard. Sure she may be weird but that's the best part about her. She's a little quirky and she's best in her own skin. She doesn't dress to impress she dresses in comfort and doesn't care about the weird looks or the whispering. Be proud of this girl; Don't hide her in the shadows. She loves attention and drama but when shes involved it may be a little overwhelming. Basically what I'm saying is: if you get this girl don't lose her or chase her away because there's only one twinette and she's your everything, your life, your best friend, your r.o.d chick ;)....
"not needed because youll know when you find her"
your twinette
She's an oversharer AND overexaggerater but she's your best match. If you find a twinette don't lose her. She puts her feelings out in the open but really she doesnt know what she wants. She's waiting for someone to help her decide and if you're there don't leave.Dont break her heart. She needs you. When she falls, she falls hard. Sure she may be weird but that's the best part about her. She's a little quirky and she's best in her own skin. She doesn't dress to impress she dresses in comfort and doesn't care about the weird looks or the whispering. Be proud of this girl; Don't hide her in the shadows. She loves attention and drama but when shes involved it may be a little overwhelming. Basically what I'm saying is: if you get this girl don't lose her or chase her away because there's only one twinette and she's your everything, your life, your best friend, your r.o.d chick ;)....
"not needed because youll know when you find her"
your twinette
Twinette by hopelessromatic20303 August 13, 2017
twinem
When you and a friend create a bond which allows you to sense one another’s moods,energy ,pain ,vibe along the same frequency and able to finish each other’s sentences exactly like twins.