Jesus Steve, did you hear John got Tobined.
John stole a CD and his Brother reported him to the Police.
John stole a CD and his Brother reported him to the Police.
by Martymcfly10 December 3, 2018
One of the hottest guys to ever exists. A Tobin will not have to work to get the girls. A bit of a smart ass, but all around sexy guy who treats women with respect and will charm you're clothes off. If you are dating a Tobin, consider your self extremely lucky. He has an interest in the arts and you will be his muse. Tobin's are iresistible and you'll find yourself extremely attracted to him and you're friends might find themselves getting very annoyed by how much you talk about him but will be jealous at the same time. Don't worry, Tobins may have a bit of a wondering eye, but if he's dedicated he'll stick with you and stay loyal through thick and thin.
by T+M Forever November 13, 2016
1.Tobin is the standard used to measure Badassness. The scale is 1 to 10 and displayed as an exponent. Unless your a Tobin then you are an 11 on the scale.
2. Older definitions refer to "someone that gets mad hoes and head" while this is true a Tobin treats a woman with respect and dignity and never uses the term ho. This only gets him more hoes and head.
3. Term used to define a feeling that can not usually be described. Seeing an old friend you have not seen in years, or hearing your favorite song in an unexpected setting.
4. A leather strap used to sharpen knives.
2. Older definitions refer to "someone that gets mad hoes and head" while this is true a Tobin treats a woman with respect and dignity and never uses the term ho. This only gets him more hoes and head.
3. Term used to define a feeling that can not usually be described. Seeing an old friend you have not seen in years, or hearing your favorite song in an unexpected setting.
4. A leather strap used to sharpen knives.
1. Damn that pilot that landed the jet in the river was a
Tobin 10x10.
2. I don't usually sleep with someone on a 1st date but your such a Tobin I can't help myself.
3. I just had my 1st baby, I feel so Tobin.
Tobin 10x10.
2. I don't usually sleep with someone on a 1st date but your such a Tobin I can't help myself.
3. I just had my 1st baby, I feel so Tobin.
by Guy not named Tobin March 10, 2012
When you propose to your girlfriend in high school but a couple days later she dumps you and keeps the ring; verb
Mike was tobined when Sarah broke up with him, calling off the marriage and stealing the ring. catfished bamboozled
by MoneyGString October 8, 2015
1. One who leaves a trail of death & destruction. 2. To believe you have the inside track with God and that your cause is infallable and just. 3. To be a narcissistic disingenuous four flusher. 4. To wear a smile while stabbing an unsuspecting friend in the back. 5. The only experience worse then a Tabasco enema.
"Whewdamn, looks like a Tobinator has been through here."
"Check out this disaster, what would you say, maybe a catagory 4 Tobinator?"
"You know the Tobinator's motto: if you can't make a difference, at least make a mess."
"Check out this disaster, what would you say, maybe a catagory 4 Tobinator?"
"You know the Tobinator's motto: if you can't make a difference, at least make a mess."
by roadkill March 12, 2005
by Kareem Bakr April 27, 2006
The kind of guy who will eat all your shrimp at your holiday party leaving none for your guests. And then ask for more.
by stifflerr November 20, 2009