touchy touchy stuff 

Touchy touchy stuff is touching every part of someones body.

Being very touchy with someone.

dude this girl was all over me. She was doing touchy touchy stuff.

touchy touchy stuff by jinxed_jx December 31, 2022

torpedo's touch 

the utmost of pleasurable pain,

and every servant boys worst nightmare..

Socrates, let me homosexual you (aka torpedo's touch)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)

torpedo's touch by l1111on April 24, 2017

Uncle’s Touch 

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

Uncle’s Touch by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Gentleman's touch 

When a heterosexual couple are about to have sex and have been fooling around for a while first, a gentleman will subtly reach his hand down to her lady parts and gently touch to see if she is ready.

When a guy is curious if he is done with the foreplay and canmove onto the actual sex he does a gentleman's touch to see if she is wet enough to get started.

'Man, i was with this chick last night and i thought the foreplay was gonnna go on forever but i gave her the gentleman's touch and she was ready to go!'

Gentleman's touch by the_phantom_stranger May 6, 2009

Murphy's Touch 

We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.

The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.

(As seen on Newsvine.com)

Boss: I'm giving the project to John.

Me: Don't do it, Boss. John's got a Murphy's Touch.

Murphy's Touch by Cipher-0 March 31, 2009

barber's touch 

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.

Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!

barber's touch by deeeeo July 11, 2011

A Woman's Touch 

Something you will never receive

You will never feel a woman's touch

A Woman's Touch by PyroManiaR34l April 17, 2021