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Touché. 

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.
Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.
Touché. by anailuJ October 4, 2006

get u touched 

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone
In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!
get u touched by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

Touchy McToucherson

Refers to someone who cannot keep their hands to themselves.

Tengis Toucher 

A ball game resembling hot potato. This game includes a large, soft ball. The game starts with a timer ranging anywhere from 10 seconds to 1 minute. The ball can be thrown, kicked, and anything else to get it away from you. If the ball hits you, you are the "Tengis Toucher." If you are the "Tengis Toucher," as the timer goes off, you are eliminated until one player remains.
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)
Who won that game of "Tengis Toucher?"
Tengis Toucher by ssofa February 1, 2022

touchy touchy 

to be touched physically multiple times in a sexual manner. (hands on thigh, hands on waist, hands on waist)

being touchy touchy also includes being emotional. they act like they’re in a relationship with you when they really aren’t.
massidy was being so touchy touchy at the pool yesterday...

caroline felt that the guy who liked her was being so touchy touchy with her...

My uncle touched my weewee 

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳