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a turd that is so long that it touches the water in the toilet bowl while still in your anus.
Wow Mom! Come at look at this toucher. I sure hope it flushes ok.
by Long long turd December 17, 2013

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A PERSON OPERATING ANY TYPE OF ELECTRONIC DEVICE WITH A TOUCH SCREEN. THE CREATORS OF TOUCH SCREEN DEVICES (IPHONE, G1, IPAD)
WHEN USING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILIES PHONE I FEEL LIKE A STRAIGHT TOUCHER...
by datgurlpoison May 17, 2011

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