Top Definition
Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.
See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.
by JL Patrick November 27, 2011
n. sack or sports bag purpose-built to carry fencing swords, mask, uniform etc.
Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?

Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!

Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
by gnostic1 July 15, 2011
Someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.
Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.
by WubWubChigga May 10, 2012
1. The spawn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.

2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.
"Sean Preston Spears-Federline is such a touche-bag!"

"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."
by Pterodactyl April 20, 2007
A painfully obvious tourist, usually displaying an air of cultural ignorance and overall obliviousness. Signs may include but are not limited to: tourist-shop t-shirts, khaki shorts, sun visors, fanny packs, and tan lines.
- "Wow, look at that guy in the flowered shirt. Hasn't he taken enough pictures of that building yet? I'm tired of waiting in line!"

- "Me too. What a touche bag."
by shadybitches May 08, 2009
(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."
That Nick Austin sure is a touche bag.
by nick6 November 23, 2006
Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."
Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.
by rexnom November 01, 2009
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.