totty rating

a meter which is used to measure the amount of attractive females in close proximity

the totty rating round here is off the chart

by TG:83 September 24, 2004

hot tottie

A good drink to have before bed when you're feeling sick. Made of lemon tea, honey, and 2 ounces of Bourbon.

Johnny felt like he was comming down with the clap so he had his mom make him a hot tottie to help him relax.

by Huskey Balls April 12, 2006

Hottie tottie

A male or female that is off the charts! Very good looking.

Check out that guy over there- Nice abs, great smile, strong arms, and nice butt. He is such a hottie tottie!

by Miss Rae September 28, 2005

Hottie Tottie

Something that is incredibly good.
Someone who is VERY attractive.
A Verb to describe the Act of being better than everyone in the room.

Must be spoken with an Irish,English, or Scottish Accent.

Guy: wonderful weather we're having today.

Guy 2: indeed, Very Hottie Tottie.

by Sir. C John Shtockdayle April 11, 2011

Tottie Time

The time to drink beer, also known as totties!

Speaker #1, "Hey, do you know what time it is?"

Speaker #2, "It's Tottie Time!"

Speaker #3, "Great! Pass me my tottie!"

by Claire Elise Gutliph April 11, 2010

Distance Totty

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation

Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty

by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013

Hot Tottie

Rarely "Hot Tottie", nearly always "Hot Toddy".

Pretty much any intoxicating drink that is served hot. Certain of which are rumored to cure colds and ease flu symptoms.

See Hot Toddy

Marilyn: "Is my snookums feeling bad?"

JFK: "Yes, Mar..."

Marilyn: "I'll whip up a hot tottie that will soothe your throat and have you sleeping in no time!"

by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006