25 definitions by ButtFuzz

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.
Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!
by ButtFuzz July 15, 2005
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A testicle.
A nut.

Not to be confused with bahgdaddy, a bagdaddy is a testicle.

Plural: bagdaddies.
Ouch! Babe! That little kid ran right up to me and kicked my bagdaddy square to my throat.

Shiite! I racked my bagdaddies on the see-saw again!
by ButtFuzz September 6, 2006
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Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.

Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.

Here are two prime examples:

Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon

Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water

Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."

Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."

by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006
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A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".

Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.

Hey hon, what's for supper?

What? Donkey dick 'n' taters again?

Nasty!
by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006
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A nasty looking or foul-smelling (or both) female, usually from the eastern part of North Carolina.

This adjective was in use long before skank.
Whilst passing through Greenville, I spied two skunkmollies standing on the corner. One had a mattress on her back and yelled "curb service!" as I drove past.
by ButtFuzz June 17, 2003
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A clean arsehole and surrounding area, free from buckleberries, dingleberries and the like.
Ah, yes! I like to cruise the local dance clubs for for fresh-faced, deberried females.
by ButtFuzz October 24, 2005
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A big-city Iraqi pimp.

Doesn't matter if they're actually from Iraq or not, only that they are Iraqi.
Ho #1: I gotta tell you, I got some kinda jones on for some rock.

Ho #2: You'd better quit that shit, or your baghdaddy's going to punch you out.
by ButtFuzz September 6, 2006
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