1. (noun, derog.) A useless or inept man. Used in South Africa and short for tosser or wanker.
2. Throw, usually gently.
3. (in jail, police vehicle) Detain.
4. Search a place roughly with damage.
5. (back) Drink an alchoholic beverage.
6. (down) Lay prone with sexual intentions.
7. Vomit, barf, puke, spew often from excess alcohol.
8. Masturbate, wank, tug
9. (salad) Analinguis, rim, eat ass. Usage more common amongst homosexuals.
1. Why did she marry that toss?
2. Toss me the keys, please.
3. The cops tossed me in the sin bin.
4. They tossed my house looking for drugs and cut open every pillow, cushion, and matress - everything was on the floor.
5. Let's have a perv at the peel palace and toss back a few.
6. I'd love to toss (or throw) her down.
7. "He tossed his cookies and passed out cold - time to write on his face and photograph a dick on his cheek! Our gift to the soccer moms at MADD." or "Gross, I'm going to toss (my cookies)!"
8. I'm quitting tossing, um, tomorrow.
9. She was K9 and I tossed her salad with my fingers in her cunt and thumb on her button until she squirted!
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(vb.) to masturbate or wank; usu. used as a verbial phrase as in 'toss off'.

Also forms 'tosser', lit. someone who masturbates, but used as a derogative.
Get outta my room you tosser! I'm not having you standing there whilst I'm tossing off.
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either something you do to a salad, or another word for wanking. or wanking into a salad.
jamie oliver said "it's been a good night's tossing once again, guvnah."
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A nice mix of drunk and high, where you frequently feel compelled to flap your limbs around languidly. And lots of jumping, yeah, jumping.
That kid is tossed. I think he's gonna fall off the roof.
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"I'm just gonna have a quick toss over Jenna Jameson even though she's had more cocks than I have had hot meals"
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the state of being inebriated enough to make up words...drunk and loving every second of it

"I'm so tossed, it's magnorious!"

"That party was amazing...everyone was tossed!"

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