14 definitions by mike read

knees up mother brown

national anthem of cockneyland

aind, knees ap muvva brahn, etc

by mike read August 7, 2003

Dropping the Soap

why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.

awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!

by mike read August 13, 2003

awight

annoying catchphrase of the now disgraced cockney 'entertainer' Michael Barrymore

awight at the back!

by mike read August 13, 2003

mockney

someone who, bizarely, wishes they were a Cockney when they aren't one. Even more annoying than a cockney wanker since the latter can't help it, but a mockney is so by choice.

That Jamie Oliver is a right mockney wanker

by mike read July 28, 2003

cor blimey

catchphrase of your average cockney wanker

cor blimey arthur, aren't you garring (trans: going) dahn va car lot?

by mike read August 7, 2003

mother in law

your wife's mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time.

the wife's mother came around yesterday. I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.

by mike read August 13, 2003

Cockney Wanker

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

by mike read July 28, 2003