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Fine Truning 

Fine tuning an alibi with others to limit the amount of discrepancies when asked about the truthfulness of a situation.
GF: "Where were you all night? How come you didn't return my calls?"
BF: "I was out with the boys! Ask me anything and call Mike, he knows!"
GF: "You better not be lying!"
BF: (Thinking. . .) She'll never know we were at the strip club. . . we were fine truning this story the entire way home!
Fine Truning by JAKarp October 16, 2009

floppy truninger 

The repeated slapping of a semi hard penis against the ass or face of a black female.
Shaun - "Hey Teddy where did you get that black eye from, you get in a fight or something?"
Teddy - "No, that motherfucker Reece gave me a floppy truninger last night"
Shaun - "You stupid bitch"
floppy truninger by Amelia Earhart January 17, 2008
Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.

Often involves saucers of milk.

A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.
Torting by minasidge September 18, 2013

torquing your teets 

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
torquing your teets by Androecium February 13, 2014

torquing wicked cable 

to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....
"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"

Tortling 

The act in which you receive blowjob (oral sex), while your are engage in online video gaming.
While playing COD, the neighborhood slut was tortling me.
Tortling by c_will502 March 13, 2010