Torqued

Adj. Something or someone that is both hard and artsy. A state of being.

This rave in an abandoned warehouse is so torqued

by Whoiswizard July 20, 2011

torqued

From the show Workaholics, it is the equivelent of having an erection.

Paraphrased from the show: "Dude...you are fully torqued right now!" "Well yeah! I was about to have sex with that chick!"

by TallyMcSky April 9, 2011

Torque

The definition of torque is: when you wake up in the morning with a raging hard-on and go into the bathroom to take a piss
as you push down on it to aim it toward the water your feet kick out backwards from under you and your face bounces of the rim of the bowl. Now that is torque/torqued

see definition for the word torque
I saw a super beat up looking homeless person today, poor guy was totally torqued.

My buddy broke his truck four wheeling today, I saw it and it looked fucking torqued.

I watched a dude take to big of a bong hit today and it totally torqued him

by Dirty G in S.C. October 24, 2009

Torqued

The rotational equivalent of linear force. Aka, Missionary

“Aye you gettin porked?”

“No, just torqued”

by blaaaaaise February 4, 2020

torque

To get all pissed off

He got really torqued when they wouldn't give him his money back.

by Peter Torque August 7, 2004

torque

To complete a task quickly and efficiantly, or to work hard at something.

>Hey man you wanna come burn a johnny and play with "Google Earth"?
>> Nah man, I gotta torque this essay.

>You ready for your exam today?
>>Yeah for sure, I've been torquing astronomy all weekend.

>That broad was pretty hammered last night
>>yeah I fuckin' torqued her till 6 in the morning.

by GhoulMasterX December 27, 2005

torque

you dont have to have a V8 to have a lot of torque(having a bigger engine doesn't make your penis any larger.), and its better for racing to have your torque and horsepower around the same.

That STi has a lot of torque.

by WRX STi August 23, 2007