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Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.
by chadioo April 13, 2013
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To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.
1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!
by A.C. Sativa May 28, 2013
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Angry, mad, upset
also Corked
I have to stay after school, I am so torqued!
by FrenchFry May 22, 2004
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Very drunk.
Last night we got really torqued.
by Beastie September 21, 2003
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as drunk as possible.

(often in combination with xanax and/or fishing and/or driving a van).
"whats up brohamsky?"

"I'm getting tortally torqued brah. you should come over."
by pseudonymguy July 22, 2010
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1. To be truly excited
2. To be on the losing end of a no-win situation, see also fucked
1. Jimmy is really torqued about seeing this movie
2. Jimmy knew he was torqued when he saw the gun.
by Mattricio January 03, 2003
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Jun 5
From the show Workaholics, it is the equivelent of having an erection.
Paraphrased from the show: "Dude...you are fully torqued right now!" "Well yeah! I was about to have sex with that chick!"
by TallyMcSky April 08, 2011
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