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top-a-shop chiney 

Chinese people who lives above thier place of business. Racist terminology
You are nothing but a top-a-shop chiney
top-a-shop chiney by jamgirl April 19, 2009

barber shop top 

A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair
Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top

Topshopping 

The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.

1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in
<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me
Topshopping by Pystey1 November 19, 2009

Topshop leech 

Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.
"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"

"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"

*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."
Topshop leech by Lekiwiski May 21, 2009
A trendy clothing retailer that sells a large amount of bodycon dresses, crop tops, maxi skirts, and studded bags and shoes.
Person A- "I just bought a new dress at Topshop"
Topshop by Galaxystar March 23, 2013

Topshop Clone

A person who dresses solely in overpriced clothes from Topshop.

Topshop Clones tend to buy anything from Topshop regardless of whether or not they actually like it.
A: Hey, look at that girl wearing a band t-shirt even though she's never listened to their music, she only bought it 'cause it's from Topshop!
B: She's a Topshop Clone, that's why.
Topshop Clone by Alice842 April 13, 2011