pretzels and tootsie rolls 

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.

Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?

pretzels and tootsie rolls by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017

tootsie roll exchange 

When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.

It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).

Things started to heat up when she suggested a Tootsie Roll Exchange after just three dates.

tootsie roll exchange by clute April 1, 2011

Siamese tootsie roll 

Duck taping two or more people together after loading them up with shrooms and burritos causing them to shit themselves all over each other.

“Things got out of hand last night. I tripped shit on some shrooms with my buddies and ended up in a Siamese tootsie roll.”

Siamese tootsie roll by Stolen originality September 12, 2020

do the tootsie roll 

Dirty Skyping OR faffing around on the beach all day.

It was a warm and sunny day so Clara and Shell decided to do the Tootsie Roll.

do the tootsie roll by lazerst January 25, 2011

salty tootsie roll 

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?

salty tootsie roll by Sunset Will April 19, 2009

Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll

A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax inside her rectum, and she takes a dump on your chest, and it resembles a frosting covered tootsie roll.

"I heard Reed got some of dat Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll from his skank last night. Truf."

Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll by jram October 15, 2006

Tootsie Roll Mustache 

(noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)

Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.

Tootsie Roll Mustache by admirallenny November 6, 2014