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Cow topping 

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019
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When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.
This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.
Toobin by Miotoss October 19, 2020
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tooling for roof 

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...
Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Totopine 

Adjective
Without considering how other people might feel.

A Totopine remark
Totopine behaviour/ignorance
A Totopine error of judgment
He made Totopine comments about her worn-out clothes.
Jesus Christ man! Stop being such an agnorant dick! You're such a Totopine.
Totopine by David Hoskins April 23, 2011
When you're on a video call and you forget to turn off the camera before yanking your crank.
Did you see Jeffrey yesterday on Zoom? He was toobin in front of the whole CNN panel. So cringe.
Toobin by DocKilmer October 19, 2020
Getting caught masturbating while on a zoom/Teams or other group call or otherwise while in the company of people you don’t think are watching.
“Did you hear that Josh got suspended from class for Toobin? He thought he’d get away with Toobin just because he’s so full of himself!”
Toobin by JToobin October 19, 2020