Toobin’

Mistakenly masturbating on a video conference call thinking the camera is off

Jon got fired for toobin’ during the Zoom sales meeting call.

by B M0ney October 20, 2020

Toobin’

The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.

Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.

by Juxtaposeur October 19, 2020

Toobin’

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.

Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!

by Mil3druid4 October 20, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 20, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the constitution, huh.”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 20, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Do you really care about the Supreme Court that much?”

“Nah, I’m just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 20, 2020

Toobin

When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.

This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.

by Miotoss October 19, 2020