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Teslatard 

Annoying Tesla whiteknights who will get out of their way to tell you how much of a moron you are for not driving a Tesla aka "an electric car". Generally, you'll find them across the Internet boasting about how perfect Elon's car company is, refusing any form of constructive criticism and shading everybody that doesn't drive a Tesla even though they haven't either. Their mind is extremely undimensional, thinking that Tesla is the only company that makes electric cars while also being disrespectful to other people who drive non-Tesla electric cars.
To prove that they've spend their money intelligently, Teslatards who actually own one of Elon's models will milk every single feature they know about their car through short videos posted on Social Media and let's not forget that ego-filling hipster attitude to finish off the look!
Teslatard- "My Tesla Model 3 can do more things than your boring gas car. It's better in EVERY WAY! Do you have 2 trunks? NO! Do you have a massive screen? NO! Do you have electric doors? N.."
Normal Person - "Understandable. Have a nice day, Teslatard."
Teslatard by xenOER September 28, 2020
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togatard 

a person who always misses they think yami is better then natsu
idk how to use this nigga in a sentence but he’s a definition of a togatard
togatard by never miss March 8, 2021
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trolltard 

A poster on a forum that posts too many times and only posts nonsense and nothing interesting. Usually a troll. Called trolltard because the poster has no life other than being on the internet
"did you add yourself under "trolltard?", Pasilda Nacera?" - micheal(a bluelighter)
trolltard by Hector March 3, 2004

tonkatard 

Some one who is retarded. I mean, really retarded. As in, a 30 year old retard who plays with Tonka trucks, and wears a sweater with a bulldozer on it.
Mike dropped the platform again? What a tonkatard.
tonkatard by thecrazyd February 22, 2008
someone who exceeds the rankings of a tool and a retard. Both a tard and a tool, thus, tooltard
Person 1: this dude is retarded
Person 2: he is such a tooltard
tooltard by Dorien A. February 10, 2007

Toletard 

someone who suffers from the mental condition of excessive intolerance towards any race or gender without justifiable reason, which there are none.
Chad: help! help!
Jamal: What's wrong
Chad: No not you. You can't help.
Jamal: Why not
Chad: Cause your an angry black man and you're probably gonna steal my shoes.
Jamal: look here toletard. I don't want your shoes. I'm just trying to save you.
Toletard by OSP, first stampede February 23, 2011

tooltardy 

Incapable of using commonplace tools, such as those found in most households, like a hammer, wrench, and screwdriver.
Unable to identify tools by name, fit a wrench around a pipe, or recognize a Phillips Head screw from its bretheren screws, I headed out to Habitat for Humanity, where tool-slung builders take tooltardy wimps like me and turn them into tool wielding weekend warriors.
tooltardy by vollen July 6, 2009