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2 definitions by thecrazyd

 
1.
Some one who is retarded. I mean, really retarded. As in, a 30 year old retard who plays with Tonka trucks, and wears a sweater with a bulldozer on it.
Mike dropped the platform again? What a tonkatard.
by thecrazyd February 22, 2008
 
2.
Containing the qualities or likeness of the Grimace. Generally used in describing fat guys in purple shirts.
Cory is the grimacesque looking guy who hangs out a middle school playgrounds with bottles of ether and an idle lime green van nearby.
by thecrazyD October 18, 2007