Took me to church 

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"

Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?

Took me to church by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

took me there 

When someone makes you very angry or upset, usually on purpose.

I thought we were cool, but then Joe started a fight with me over that girl. Man, he really took me there!

took me there by TheConsciousnessEngineer December 23, 2020

Took me to Texas 

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

Took me to Texas by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024

My wife left me and took the kids 

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are

“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”

you took everything from me by ZΣPH Ψ April 22, 2023

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oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie sorry

oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie by Edgargamerloluwu September 27, 2021

took a shit on me 

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

took a shit on me by Chopogringo May 18, 2021