spice toozie

a bowel movement after a rich flatulence causing meal.

"Lamel ate the hellfire burrito! Now he gonna have a spice toozie!" said Dermot.

spice toozie by Mermit Styles October 21, 2010

Methodus Toolz 

A series of programs for AOL made by two hackers named ChiefDreegFleer and Jump0ffabuilding and distributed via their (now defunct) site Methodus2000.com. The program was made primarily to fuck with people in chatrooms, through e-mail, and over AIM.

Methodus Toolz contained e-mail bombing capabilities, auto chat scripts, text color faders, and even a phishing e-mail generator among the plethora of other tools.

It was the ultimate tool for AOL script kiddies until AOL started banning users for deploying it in chatrooms.

JimFear: ..,,;;:::Methodus Toolz 2.0:::;;,,..

ChatGuy1: oh dammit...not another guy with methodus. report him!

ChatGuy2: lol run the Safty Swim chat script jim!!1!11!!

Methodus Toolz by Jim Fear April 23, 2009

Tooele 

Tiny town in northern Utah where the only thing to do is go to Wal-mart. Pronounced Too-will-uh

Tooele? How do you pronounce that?

Tooele by Mori-tora April 6, 2009

tooef 

To mess something up, to break it beyond reasonable repair

That guy just tooefed his engine by using the wrong fuel.

I just tooefed my relationship with my girlfriend because I started stalking her pregnant sister

tooef by mdfirefighter August 13, 2009

Jack Tooze Joke 

A really bad joke, that is usually so bad it is funny.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.

"What do you call a cat crossed with a dog? A CATDOG!"

"Man, that is such a Jack Tooze joke."

Jack Tooze Joke by Audwald February 14, 2009

tooef 

Destroying something as a result of foolish upgrades or misguided repairs, typically automotive related.

He tooefed his engine when he sprayed lighter fluid in the airbox.

tooef by Oldpoopie May 29, 2010

Tooele 

Tooele, is a small northern town in Utah with lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangsters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Meth capital of the world, where you can find dirty needles on the streets and in the canyons.

"Dude did you see Justins pregnant crackhead sister Marissa?"
"Yeah she's from Tooele!"

Tooele by Drinknallday June 21, 2017