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trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.
Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !
trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).
Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

ingrown toenail 

The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.
That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!

My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.

They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!
ingrown toenail by One painful thing December 28, 2005
The name of a gorgeous girl with a great smile and perfect blue eyes. Often heard meowing randomly. Don't let the accent scare you she's really British.
tonilea gorgeous
Tonilea by Rockabilly rebel January 2, 2012

lil toenail 

Lil toenail is a dude with a ski mask and finna finesse all your grandmas on the very same day your reading this. Good Luck ;)
Lil Toenail finna fuck all y'all grandmas
lil toenail by Lil Orgy August 14, 2017

Toenail Fairy 

An overweight demon who moans when she sees toes and steals them.
MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING
oh that’s shalissa she’s a toenail fairy