Tom Simons

tommyinnits vlog channel
tom goes around Britain doing all sorts of activities with other content creators including, MCYT Jack Manifold, musician and MCYT Wilbur Soot, MCYT Georgenotfound, and MCYT Tubbo.

"Did you see the new Tom Simons vlog where will, tubbo, tommy, and phil play paintball? it was so funny!"
"If that was the one where will broke his rib then yep! it was awesome!"

Tom Simons by Forget_Me_Now_ July 11, 2021

TomMonster 

1. (N) A mythical creature.

2. (N) Demonic Apparition

3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."

They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."

If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.

4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"

5. (N) Missing Link

6. (N) Rapist

See also: "Uncle Tom"

See also: "T.M.A."

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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?

Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?

Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.

Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.

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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.

Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.

TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009

timsimon 

Rubbing a girls butthole while fucking her doggy style.

I'm about to put the timsimon on her.
This is the third week I timsimoned a hoe.
I heard this one kid in school say he was timsimoning a hoe for 3hours.

timsimon by Bob sanders August 30, 2013

TomMonster 

The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.

The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.

The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.

TomMonster by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023

Tom Simons

Tom Simons (tommyinnit) is a youtuber, twitch streamer, he usually plays in the DreamSmp!

“Have u seen Tom’s new vlog?”
“Who’s again?”
“Tom Simons?”
“Oh yeah! Was it the trampoline vlog?”
“Yeah! They fell alot!”

Tom Simons by Krista.karolina.kalnina July 24, 2021

torsions 

An arbitrary unit of measurement used to define the twistability of a womens nipples

Suzy has the best fun bags... and man, her nipples are 10 torsion.

torsions by Barny July 9, 2003

Tommonsense 

When someone uses solid common sense to piece things together and or to make decisions

My friend Tom only eats beans and salsa to get stronger that’s using Tommonsense

Tommonsense by Brosure February 23, 2023