tomming

Tomming is a phrase used to describe someone who is indulging in prostitution, i.e being a tom.

have you been tomming?

tomming by rmt2008 June 30, 2008

tommied 

completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason

Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!

tommied by Easy Street April 24, 2005

Bernard Tomic 

Australian tennis player who was prodigised to be the next patt rafter for Australian tennis fans. Also knows as Tommy the 'tank' engine as he was accused by John McEnroe of tanking his match against Andy Roddick in the US Open in 2012. After two years in the spotlight of world class tennis tournaments, he has not achieved a single grand slam (while Leyton Hewitt at his age had archived 7 major titles, including Wimbledon) and continues to act like he's bigger than Jesus. He was recently arrested in Sydeney for drunken and aggressive behaviour, while being subdued he reminded the cops of 'who he was' and that they were plotting hate campaigns against him.

He lacks the respect of most Australians.

Aussie 1: Did you watch Bernard Tomic play Federer last night?

Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.

Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot

Bernard Tomic by TennisTruths November 2, 2012

Tomimic 

When you steal a property of someone else and use it as your own, then claim it was yours originally.

Guy1: Dude is that my lawnmoer? it clearly has my name on it
Guy2: No, I bought this including the rights of your name
Guy1: Dude that's mine! u can't just take it!!
Guy2: Hey Stacy! check out my new lawnmoer!
Guy1: Wow you are such a Tomimic.

Tomimic by Raven69 August 7, 2011

tommie network 

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"

Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."

tommie network by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020

Tommie 

Tommie is an extremely loving and caring person, to whom you can talk to about anything. He could be one of the nicest and smartest people you ever meet. Some one by the name of tommie will most likely have brown or black hair and a dak color in their eyes. If you ever meet a tommie you will most likely become friends with and/or fall in love with them.

Tommie, you are such a kind and gentle person.

Tommie by S.o.S.loves.S.o.S July 3, 2010

Tommi the horse 

“Tommi the horse” is a fat Icelandic horse, he’s often seen with his buddy “hrafnkell the clown” he wears glasses and Makes funny noises

Person 1 : hey can you hear that !
~clip clop clip clop~
Person 2 : hey that must be Tommi the horse !!!

Tommi the horse by Oh no that’s very gay April 2, 2020