That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.
Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.
by Chumley667 January 7, 2012
to have sex with a girl bent over a tombstone doggie style, and to use any form of protection on hand such as a condom, rubber glove, plastic wrap, or garbage bag
Last night I drank a liter of smirnoff twist and tombstone tackled this dirty whore in the graveyard.
by chris wallace May 3, 2007
Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
by You don't know this August 12, 2010
When you shit, piss, jizz, and bleed on your bathroom floor. When you're doing your girl, pick her up (while still in her) and carry her to the bathroom. Do her from behind and when you're about to climax, pull out then stuff her face in the mixture of the aforementioned substances and force her to eat it. Then when she's puking (if she is), blow your load on her face then make her eat her puke.
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You: I banged my bitch really fuckin hard last night!
Your Best Friend: Hell yeah dude that's bitchin!
You: Get this though! It wasn't just fucking!
Best Friend: Oh?
You: I gave her the Tombstone Pizza!
Best Friend: Fuck yeah dude that's the way to go!
Your Best Friend: Hell yeah dude that's bitchin!
You: Get this though! It wasn't just fucking!
Best Friend: Oh?
You: I gave her the Tombstone Pizza!
Best Friend: Fuck yeah dude that's the way to go!
by DownfallSilas December 7, 2009
a tombstone mentality informally is a pervasive attitude of ignoring design defects until people have died because of them.
I'm so sick of the tombstone mentality displayed by the Aircraft manufacturers!!
The tombstone mentality usually kicks in after it's too late
The tombstone mentality usually kicks in after it's too late
by A.Roko January 11, 2022
"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"
"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
by chuckD September 10, 2013