by dan0 November 7, 2005
1. a graphic description of an extreme wipeout in surfing, where the surfer is pinned to the bottom by the force of the wave, and the resultant tension on his leash keeps the surfboard perfectly vertical protruding halfway out of the water; appearing to spectators on the shore as a tombstone marking a watery grave.
2. metaphorically, experiencing helplessness in the face of an overwhelming oppositional force, often mother nature.
2. metaphorically, experiencing helplessness in the face of an overwhelming oppositional force, often mother nature.
"Dude, Mark got worked at Waiamea yesterday, he was fully tombstoning!"
Q- "Another beer brah?"
A- "No thanks man - I'm still tombstoning from last night."
Q- "Another beer brah?"
A- "No thanks man - I'm still tombstoning from last night."
by Chiefnutz October 16, 2005
by BillyBallBag January 26, 2022
A pretty decent brand of pizza that could be finally sold for cheap at your local grocery store. Has a very salty taste to it and the pepperoni's are just awesome.
by Unknown person - fucking stalkers December 11, 2007
by Bowsercrusher19 July 2, 2019
Record Executive: Sign the contract. Your record will be platinum like all these records on my wall
Rapper: Nah forget that. I don't want my tombstone hangin' on your wall
Rapper: Nah forget that. I don't want my tombstone hangin' on your wall
by El Bimbo November 14, 2010
Life's work. Lifetime achievement. Worthy of mention on a tombstone. A source of pride and contentment in one's final hour. Rhymes with "boom's tonic".
"It's a good job, but I can't make a difference in the world that anyone will care about. Nothing I'll do there will ever be tombstonic."
by Bob Stein February 7, 2010