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Toiletpaper rationing 

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.
John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.
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Toiletpaper Noose 

This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.

A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.

It's sad and moronic.
"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."

or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
Toiletpaper Noose by Jake June 17, 2004

Indian toiletpaper

What you use when you can't find any toilet paper but are trapped on the toilet paper: your hand.
I couldn't find any T.P., so I just sucked it up and used some Indian toiletpaper.
Indian toiletpaper by ZombyWoof April 25, 2006

Rusty Toiletpaper 

When a man wraps penis in sandpaper and has anal sex with a female.
Female 1: what happened to you last night.

Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend

Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!

Toilet Paper Diploma 

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
Toilet Paper Diploma by Eddy August 5, 2007

soft toilet paper phase 

Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.
I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

Toilet paper 

A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)
Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?
Toilet paper by LazyPotatoChip March 7, 2020