eau de toilette 

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

eau de toilette by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Russian Toilette 

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

Russian Toilette by tnear January 23, 2011

Eau De Toilette 

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?

stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.

Eau De Toilette by lolicakes April 9, 2011

Toiletface 

When you shout "toiletface!" at a friend who's not paying attention, the resulting image is their "toiletface" i.e. the face they make when they're severely constipated/have explosive diarrhea/or are just passing a pleasant pooh.

Went to a party, tripped out, shouted "toiletface", took photos, "LAAFED"

Toiletface by Randy Warhol January 3, 2008

Toiletpaperphobia 

Tearing off the last square or two of toilet paper bcuz u think it has germs on it even though you KNOW you were the last one to use the toilet paper (wich i do all the time)

I went to the bathroom and then came out and realized I still needed to gooo, even though I knew nobody had been in there since I was last, I still tore of the last 3 pieces. this is Toiletpaperphobia

Toiletpaperphobia by J Juvvy June 23, 2011

Toilette Surprise 

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.

Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...

Toilette Surprise by indigo1er August 9, 2010

Toiletpaper rationing 

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.

John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.

Toiletpaper rationing by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013