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Toiletboy 

A boy or man usually Gay that is submissive and a slave to a Master or Dom and enjoys Gay Sex in toilets, cottages or kept at home to serve as a toilet. A Gay Sex Pig, like a Pissboy that drinks piss from boys cocks or is pissed over for sexual pleasure. A Toiletboy becomes the toilet himself. he drinks piss from cocks, urinals and toilets. Licks dirty toilets and drinks piss and or eats shit. He farms Shit, Scat from toilets to eat later.
I went into the Mens Room to find a Toiletboy eating and drinking from the toilet.
Toiletboy by yellowboy16 July 8, 2010
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toilet bowl paper 

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.
{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?
toilet bowl paper by Telephony September 22, 2014

Toilet Bowl Blowback 

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.

Toilet Bowl Dick 

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!
Toilet Bowl Dick by sprutacus March 15, 2011

toilet bowl fart 

A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart.

toilet bowl fart
Dude #1: "I had the best toilet bowl fart today. It echoed so nicely off the porcelain."

Dude #2: "Awesome."
toilet bowl fart by Court86 January 18, 2009

toilet bowl stout 

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.
Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer

Toilet Bowl Acoustics 

The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.
You should have heard those toilet bowl acoustics! They were great.