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Toiletboy 

A boy or man usually Gay that is submissive and a slave to a Master or Dom and enjoys Gay Sex in toilets, cottages or kept at home to serve as a toilet. A Gay Sex Pig, like a Pissboy that drinks piss from boys cocks or is pissed over for sexual pleasure. A Toiletboy becomes the toilet himself. he drinks piss from cocks, urinals and toilets. Licks dirty toilets and drinks piss and or eats shit. He farms Shit, Scat from toilets to eat later.
I went into the Mens Room to find a Toiletboy eating and drinking from the toilet.
Toiletboy by yellowboy16 July 8, 2010
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toilethomo 

Strictly speaking, a toilethomo is a socially conservative politician, clergyman, or other similar figure in a position of public trust, usually Republican, who enjoys sucking cock in public toilets.
"Senator Larry Craig is a toilethomo."
toilethomo by johnnyjohnnyjohnny December 9, 2008

Toilet bomb 

n. An obscenely large turd left in a toilet of another which will ultimately require the owner to unclog his or her own toilet of the said fecal clogging.

v. To clog another's toilet in this manner.
The main consequence of eating more fiber was her increased tendency to toilet bomb the office's sole women's bathroom stall, much to the dismay of her officemates.
Toilet bomb by MadcityREM April 22, 2006

toiletbaby 

A miscarried baby fetus found in the toilet of an unhappy mother. Can be either retrieved by animal control (225- 774-7700) or flushed depending on ones plumbing.
Bethy and George had a long-distance relationship because Bethy lived in Texas and George lived in Canada but they still managed to keep the relationship going for about 3 years without a problem, but when they ran into their first relationship problem they both agreed that the long-distance thing made it too difficult to resolve the issue and thus decided to end it, resulting in Bethy going out to clubs and whatnot and meeting a new man named Drew who took her to his place and got her pregnant, and they were very happy with this and bought a large quantity of baby products and had a baby shower but unfortunately Bethy had recently taken to drinking and smoking despite her doctor's advice not to and thus had a miscarriage which she discovered when she was on the toilet one night after a long day of clubbing but she was too grossed out by the fetus to take it out of the toilet and so she called Animal Control to remove the toiletbaby.

toiletbooking 

Toiletbooking is browsing ones Facebook feed while using the toilet. It generally is only acknowledged when in the company of others who catch you in the act of posting a status after excusing yourself to the washroom.
Did Steve just post a status? Isn't he-

Yeah. He's toiletbooking.
toiletbooking by xjessikuh January 29, 2014

toiletbaby 

masturbating in the bathroom and ejaculating into the toilet
I was so horny this morning I decided to make a toiletbaby before I took a piss
toiletbaby by toiletbaby June 27, 2007

Toiletmobile 

Another idea that is my creation. It is a toilet which can be driven. It can have either a fuel-saving four-cylinder engine in the tank, or a gas-loving V8 hooked up to the back.
Now that the Toiletmobile has been created, I can go on the go!