a long piece of crap usually three or four feet long...it usually smells.
"Wow that toilet log hurt like crazy!"
by Brutal December 5, 2004
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The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky
After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.
by Zozothecat December 25, 2019
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