Hot Toddie 

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.

Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie

Hot Toddie by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

porta-toddie

a hot toddie in a to-go cup.

Why go to the bar when you can make some porta-toddies and go play in the neighbor's snowbank?

porta-toddie by burrowlife February 20, 2011

hot toddie 

A female who is below standards for gential penetration, but not to low to be fisted..

Rick: Hey dan did u see that hot toddie over there?
Dan: YUP!!! (As he thrusts his fist into the air)

hot toddie by rickmoney October 23, 2007

toddler rage 

When a toddler has reached the end of their patience & flies into a rage.

The toddler said, Fun room! Fun room! (His brothers' room with video games). They kept their door shut & he always wanted to go in there. He flew into a toddler rage & kicked a hole in the door & said "I wish I was wearing boots so I could've kicked a bigger hole!" He totally kicked the door off its hinges 3 or 4 times! He'd reached the end of his patience.

toddler rage by Starchylde May 25, 2016

toddlebrity 

A Toddlebrity is a toddler or child star with over 50,000 social media followers on twitter, facebook or instagram. Also known as a celebrity toddler.

That Lennon River with his 300,000+ twitter followers is too busy being a toddlebrity to follow us back.

toddlebrity by Tiffani Thiessen February 21, 2018

Toddlers Socks 

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids

She had tits like a toddlers socks

Toddlers Socks by Working Class Hero December 4, 2020

Toddler Hands

When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.

Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.

Toddler Hands by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011