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Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
by Maliaht September 11, 2011
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2
To text one's bitch and/or ho when playing a video game with one's comrades. While considered extremely rude and inappropriate, many partake in this activity, and consequently, teams' K/D ratios worldwide have seen a significant decrease. Formerly known as Zaching.
Wow, Todd is being such a nigger. He keeps texting his bitch when he's supposed to be shooting! I wish he wasn't so keen on Todding every game.
by Horvaticus July 26, 2011
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3
To no-call, no-show for work.
I got drunk last night, I am Todding today even though I have no vaction time left.
by Graig December 26, 2006
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4
The act of continuously opening alcoholic beverages only to take one sip and then forget about it, leaving it to sit for the duration of the gathering.
Justin: Dude! Did you notice how Eric was Todding AALLLL night!?
Ryan: Yea man! I think he wasted like a good 12 beers.
by SkibsIII May 18, 2014
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5
Being a dick or ass for no apparent reason, while simultaneously throwing a temper tantrum.
Today my brother was todding around the house. I hate it when he is such a dick.
by Cablinski November 25, 2016
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