A phrase used by the elderly generation, most likely to mock or make fun of today's younger generation. ""Totes" is a shortened version of "totally" that is often used in text or commenting on social media. "Mc goats" came in as a form of mockery because it rhymes with "totes", and the spelling was changed to "toats" so it looks like goats a well.

My elderly grandfather finally got a cellphone and sent me a text message saying "This is toats mc goats cool."

toats mc goats by Natalieeee013 December 19, 2013

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toats magoats

To tell someone to give you a blowjob in a childish manner. Often used when a game or argument has been lost..

John: "dude you shouldnt have won game, those were awful goals"

Jack: "hahaha toats magoats!"

toats magoats by Yjacob June 28, 2011

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tots mcoats

it means "totally"

"that movie was awesome"
you would respond: "tots mcoats"

(instead of saying "totally" you would say tots mcoats"

tots mcoats by cat24103 October 22, 2009

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