toasticles 

Bits of toast crumb embedded in butter or margarine after it is returned to the refrigerator, left behind by careless use of a warm knife that has already made a pass along the surface of a piece of toast. (Entered US English as a Sniglet, c. 1984.)

George, an afficionado of fine butters, found the abundance of toasticles in the tub rather revolting.

toasticles by Toastey September 22, 2006

toasticles 

whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear

"Ain't nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day."

toasticles by MIKE February 3, 2004

toasticles 

The pun on testicles for a person who's nickname has something to do with bread mainly "toast" or "toaster"

You hit toaster in his toasticles

toasticles by bunster July 13, 2009

toasticles 

What you get when a cup of coffee (or really hot soup) spills on your pants.

My toasticles hurt like mad when i spilled my coffee

toasticles by Googley Jiblets February 27, 2004

toasticles 

The black pieces that fall off into the butter dish when you butter toast.

I had to clean all the toasticles out of the butter dish once again.

toasticles by linda ryan June 9, 2007

Teasticles 

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Testiclese 

The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.

He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.

Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.

Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"

Your answer: "Right!"

Testiclese by mWEEDo January 21, 2011