toastered

adj
1. The quality possessed by an object that has been toasted.
2. The state of being after toastering.

Cheech and Chong are always toastered!

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

toaster

Also known as "toasta" or "toastah" it is either the dictionary meaning which is a machine used to toast bread, but most importantly, it's another word for gun

"You know the po-pos wont let me hold them toasters no mo'"

"We come with toastas like we just opened savings and loans"

by Amuckone May 1, 2004

Toasters

Insert bread, dispenses toast.

Camren: Chase put toast in the toasters.
Brenden: Why the fuck would he do that? You put bread in a toaster?!

by unknown413235 January 3, 2010

Toaster

Someone who smokes marijuana

He listens to a lot of jazz, he must be a toaster.

by waxpane June 1, 2019

Toaster

A type of bath bomb.

Twat 1: Yeah I just got a new toaster cant wait to take it in the bath.
Twat 2: yeah man

by xXUr_NanXx October 9, 2019

toaster

when you sleep with 5 or more guys in the same frat

After sleeping with Jon, Matt, Tom, Jim, and Sam, Lex got her toaster!!!!!!!!!

by hhihii December 7, 2017

Toastering

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually

You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.

by The one who started Toastering October 28, 2011