Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Head 

How many people end their lives. Used mainly by people who have listened to too much emo. Can also be used by people who have had to endure many long hours of Mr. James Hartman's class, or sit through Ms. Rheude's band.

Goddamn! I'm so sick of this shit! I think it's time for me to kill myself. I shall utilize a Colt .45 Automatic pistol, and this should effectively create what the medical examiner would refer to as a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Head by The retarded fucking dog. May 2, 2005

Apply Pressure to the Wound 

Apply Pressure to the Wound is a word used in a minor sense by protesters and political activists. It is generally used in a country where they are protesting one of its allies or trade partners behaviours - for example, Australia to China, or Canada to the United States.

Protester: Apply Pressure to the Wound!
Politician: Ah screw 'em, where's 'at coal lobbyist who's been bribin' me?

Apply Pressure to the Wound by The Butt Dictionary July 31, 2020

Wound to spring 

When there is built up potential energy on the verge of becoming kinetic.

Don't mess with him today, he's "wound to spring".

Wound to spring by TheAmericanVerb June 12, 2022

Tend To The Axe Wound 

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.

It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.

Tend To The Axe Wound by T-Roy October 10, 2005

Tend to the axe-wound 

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

Tend to the axe-wound by The Awesome February 5, 2005

Not to rub salt in the wound 

A phrase commonly said by coil that is used when somebody is about to say something that needs to be said but that might upset another person.

"Not to rub salt in the wound but are you still gonna watch the super bowl?"

Not to rub salt in the wound by dickey6969 February 13, 2017

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head by gogos1073 December 13, 2020