I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! 

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.

During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! by Sugei July 16, 2023

everyone wanted to thank you 

A polite formula of a compliment.

Everyone wanted to thank you, for being the best teacher in the world.

everyone wanted to thank you by Debskelly1985 June 1, 2023

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex 

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex by QuacksO February 28, 2020

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A 

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Thank you to the person who

A thing grown adults say online to thank people who won’t see it because they still have teenage anxiety in their 40s and are too scared to say something as simple as “thank you” to someone in public.

Thank you to the person who paid for my groceries 6 weeks ago at Wal-Mart. You were wearing a jacket and shoes. You know who you are and I am so grateful!!

Thank you to the person who by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Thank you for coming to my ted talk 

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Thank you for coming to my ted talk by jamesqu August 2, 2018

thank you for coming to my ted talk 

Celebrities like Kate McPherson have been known to end tweets with this statement. In some ways it's a full on acknowledgement of a personal idea or claim but a dismissal of anyone's negative response to the claim. In other words, I want you to know this information but I am not particularly concerned with your opinion regarding said information.

Nicki Minaj is constantly biting off of Cardi-B...thank you for coming to my ted talk

thank you for coming to my ted talk by Kinam July 9, 2018