say swear to god! 

exclamation said in response to being told something super awesome you are hesitant to believe.

theodore: ...and then she just straight up grabbed my d*ck in the middle of the lecture!
chadwick: say swear to god!
theodore: *holds hands up to show that no fingers are crossed* swear to god! she just grabbed my sh*t!

say swear to god! by geegz April 8, 2009

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

It was a joke i swear to god by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017

I swear to fuck 

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.

Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

I swear to fuck by BobpieChompers June 26, 2018

I swear to god 

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP

I swear to god by Live me dude April 13, 2017

I swear to Arceus 

A Pokémon equivalent to "I swear to God". See more on "Oh my Arceus".

"I swear to Arceus, I'll be there in 10 minutes."

"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."

I swear to Arceus by cutesy pastel living doll November 4, 2013

swear to god 

A phrase that liars use as a last ditch attempt to instill belief in themselves to the person they're trying to con. It's always easy to spot a bullshitter when they pull out the infamous "I swear to god!"

Cop: "Are these your needles and crack pipes that I found in your car and jacket pockets?"

Burn out highschool kid: "No they're not! I swear to god they're not! I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Cop: Hmmmm.....

swear to god by kakarotch August 21, 2007

I Swear to FUCK 

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right

I Swear to FUCK by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022