too nervous to steal 

I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!

I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!

too nervous to steal by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2021

how to steal a laptop 

bang chan disapproves anyway.

a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.

how to steal a laptop by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020

license to steal 

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

license to steal by harry flashman July 9, 2003

i think im about to steal 

When somebody is about to steal they will yell this sentence.

“I think im about to steal” with a camera pointed on his face

i think im about to steal by SirIdiot October 18, 2020

Thrown out trying to steal third 

The act of over-anxiously trying to get to third base with a girl, generally resulting in the abrupt interrupting of coitus.

Man1: How far did you get with Lisa last night?
Man2: Well, I got to second base, but got Thrown out trying to steal third.
Man1: Gotta be more patient next time.

Thrown out trying to steal third by D4Diggz September 24, 2011

The one to steal on 

The one whose presence is to be met with mockery and derision.

Hym "You've probably never heard the phrase before but that's what it means. I think. That's what lunch box was. The one to steal on. That's what this is. Ya'll are treating me like the one to steal on. It's horse shit. I don't even know HOW to feel bad for you anymore."

The one to steal on by Hym Iam January 9, 2023

You don't need to steal it

Nah you just don't need to make whatever point it is you are trying to make here by doing this to me. I was illiciting a response. You could just do that. You can just do the thing I want. But instead you wanted to try to teach me a lesson and you just don't need to do it.

Hym "Nope. Fuck you. You don't need to steal it and I don't need to ascent to your worldview. You can just pay. You want me to change my behavior as a precondition to getting credit for the good that I do. I just don't have to let you do this reversal of my thing. You are trying to validate your worldview through me AS THOUGH it is the only way that anyone gets anything in life is by way of compliance with the Jews. And if that IS the case than how are you not evil Jewish cabal? It isn't gambling. Or if there is gambling I'm not the one doing it or orchestrating it. Seriously. Fuck your piece of shit kids. For real. How about 'stop doing shit in their name or figure out how to stop people from doing shit in my name?' How bout Dat?"

You don't need to steal it by Hym Iam December 4, 2025