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to shoot and scoot 

a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.

b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.

c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife
if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband
to shoot and scoot by Uncle Dimma November 23, 2014

To shoot the locks off 

To thoughtlessly excitingly exuberantly spend on something!
“Come on Delaney, we don’t need to shoot the locks off ya know. Let’s take it easy tonight. One bottle of wine, tops.”

i want to shoot myself 

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.
"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

Time to Shoot the Monkey 

Something to be said when you run out of stuff to say in an internet chatroom. Not as gross as it sounds.
prplppltr1: ...
hawtchick12: ...
prplppltr1: welp, time to shoot the monkey
hawtchick12: eww

im going to shoot you. 

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you
quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack 

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack
I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack