I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.

Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

I don't want to ruin our friendship by octopod July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Dewey July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.

Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Luigi July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

In other words it means I don't want to go out with you, but I still want to be friends. Often used to let someone down gently.

I don't think we ought to date, I don't want to ruin our friendship

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Shaun01010 July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Two meanings::
(1) What you say to a friend (female/male) when you don't wanna hook up.

(2) What you say to a friend(female/male) when you do wanna hook up but dont wanna to seem so eager, when in all reality you are.

(1) "I've always liked you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship"

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Gino July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Something a girl says when she doesn't really want to go out with you but still wants to be able to get inside of your wallet. Also see I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

'Would you go out with me?'
'I would, but, I really don't want to ruin our friendship..'

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Shelley July 11, 2004

you are going to ruin your record player needle 

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.

As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

you are going to ruin your record player needle by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008