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to [peterson] out 

To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).
To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).

Giving lectures and grading papers is so frustrating, sometimes I just want to peterson out.

- Is Dr. Jones still working on the bovine flu virus sequencing project?
- No, she petersoned out a few months ago and wrote a spiritual health manual.
to [peterson] out by LeoCal87 March 20, 2019
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Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!

Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"

Put Peter Out to Pasture 

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.
Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul 

To take something from one sorce and use it towards another.

Many folks believe that this metaphor has its origin in 16th-century England, when part of the estate of Saint Peter's Cathedral in Westminster was appropriated to pay for repairs to Saint Paul's in London.
Jacob: I think I'm going to apply for another credit card so I can pay off some of my bills.

David: Robbing Peter to pay Paul, eh?! Just be carful not to get into debt.

Hello Peter, Welcome to Fortnite 

"Um, it was actually what Donald Trump said to Peter Griffin, not Joe Biden. The other definition is wrong" 🤓
Holy Crap, Donald Trump or Joe Biden (I don't fucking know)

Hello Peter, Welcome to Fortnite.

hello Peter welcome to fortnite 

What joe Biden said when he met Peter Griffin for the first time
Joe Biden: Hello Peter welcome to fortnite

fucking Peter to make love to Paul 

Fucking Perer to make love to Paul