to eat is to excrete 

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

to eat is to excrete by Timothy July 18, 2004

To eat on it 

Inspired by the indecision that comes with hunger and low blood sugar, this expression is a rival to "Let's sleep on it" or "I need to sleep on it". Instead of delaying the decision until after one sleeps, the decision is delayed until after one has eaten and regained clarity of thoughts.

I need to eat on it or let's eat on it.

To eat on it by Marie Laine May 15, 2017

how to eat 

Put food into your mouth. Then Chew. Then swallow. Then you ate something. Don't Choke!

Wow, How to Eat saved my life. It made me understand how to eat and not die.

how to eat by TehWeirdo January 28, 2018

so glad to eat you 

A polite way to thank someone after oral sex.

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"

so glad to eat you by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Going to eat 

When a girl agrees to go to eat with a boy because she wants attention from someone new

Girl 1: “Hey, what are your plans for tomorrow?”
Girl 2: “I’m going to eat with Logan”

Going to eat by Thatboi101 September 17, 2019

Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat (Diborim Kemo Hol Ve-ain Ma Le-Ehol) 

Origin: Hebrew

A saying describes someone who can't put his money where his mouth is; Talk a lot about something but take no action.

A: I promise I would do it for you.
B: Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat.

Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat (Diborim Kemo Hol Ve-ain Ma Le-Ehol) by Mainbase August 24, 2005

I have more than enough to eat at home 

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

I have more than enough to eat at home by asupercilious January 22, 2014