right to complain 

The ability to complain legally.

You DO NOT have the right to complain when the following is occuring

-The problem is something your unwilling to help stop when your perfectly capable of making a difference

-The problem is mostly your fault but your trying to make it look like it's not

-The problem is something your using to counter a complaint against you

-The problem is something that occurs naturally and can't be stopped without doing something extreme or impractical

Ted: McDonalds made me fat, it's not fair!

Bill: How is it there fault your the one who ate it....

Ted: They make food that gets you fat

Bill: Well you clearly didn't care to find that out before you

got fat so you no right to complain

right to complain by OpticalEpilepsy July 19, 2010

The right to complain 

Christopher Hitchens warned not to let people take away your right to complain. When he said it he was talking about Islam specifically but I think it speaks to a broader point about what's happening in society today.

Hym "No. Don't fuckin listen to Matt. He knows and has conceded entirely that he is not fit to be a mustache-man. He lives a life of shame as a disgusting smooth-face and should be treated with nothing but contempt and derision. The right to complain, however, IS fit to be a mustache-man. It is our fundamental right. The CARDINAL right from which all other rights are derived. The conservatives are trying to take that away from you (not in a legislative capacity but a social capacity) with their 'Stop complaining and get back to work, slaves' rhetoric and the Liberals are trying to take that right away ( again, not in a legislative capacity but in a social capacity) with their 'Anti-aggrievement' rhetoric that presupposes the grievances of the under-class that you are allowed not to give a shit about are illegitimate. Reject this blatant and repugnant attack on our rights! I am aggrieved! I have a right to BE aggrieved! And my rights will not be denied!"

The right to complain by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

October 17 National Complain to Karen Day 

On October 17 this time, YOU are the one to complain to Karen

Me: Karen the water is supposed to be 38 degrees, not 37!

Karen: Wait, what?

Me: It is October 17 National Complain to Karen Day! That means I complain to you this time :)

October 17 National Complain to Karen Day by obesetoenails October 15, 2019

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019